10-12-08 (2:30 PM)

    The Bowl Swami will be visiting Bronson, MI all of next week to finish production of the movie he is currently featured in. Updates to the website will not be made, but Emails will be answered if service is available.

9-27-08 (10:00 AM)

    The Bowl Swami and his wife returned from their tour of Eastern Europe on Thursday and immediately started their tour of jet lag. Trying to catch up on phone calls, emails and snail mails, has delayed BS from updating the web site. He is now trying to tackle that endeavor with some membership and tournament updates. BS will also try to put a short synopsis of the trip on this blog sometime this month. Have the faith!

9-11-08 (10:00 AM)

    Yes, it's  a weird day to hop into an airplane (9-11), but The Bowl Swami is traveling with his wife to Europe (Germany, Czech Republic and Poland). And no, he was not asked by GB to help with the missile installation in Poland. BS's wife has descendants from Poland, and we will be meeting some of them during our stay. While BS may be incognito (via telephone), he is traveling with his laptop and will try to hook up and answer any Email inquiries. Look for some adventurous blogging on his return.

7-22-08 (8:00 PM)

    The Bowl Swami had an enjoyable time in Canada. The theatrical productions were top notch, and the acting workshop proved informational. Now, it is time to get back in action in Michigan. BS has put out a call to all members asking them to become more active by joining a MHSIBCA committees. If more members would step forward, the work load would become easier. If ye wish more information than is found on the MHSIBCA committees page, please Email The Bowl Swami.

7-17-08 (12:00 PM)

    The Bowl Swami is a member of the Shaw Festival which resides in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Canada. He and wife Jane will be participating in an acting workshop within the confines of the Festival Theatre. While BS undertakes the occupation of a British Doctor of questionable character, wife Jane will be a buxom secretary bouncing in and out. There will be no laptop updates, but a report of any nefarious activities will be reported upon BS's return late Monday.

7-12-08 (2:30 PM)

    The Card Swami fizzled...but the shows sizzled. However, The Bowl Swami dropped a few quarters...and lo and behold...he has change to bring back. BS is now ready to put all of the papers together for the AGM.

7-10-08 (1:30 PM)

    The Bowl Swami received an invitation from Caesar's Windsor to attend some Headliner Shows. The tickets were free...and so was the room. Perhaps, Caesar'e entertainment wants BS's alter ego, The Card Swami, to make an appearance. He will be back on Saturday to give his report. PS...don't forget the Annual General Meeting this Sunday in Midland.

7-1-08 (3:30 PM PDT)

    The Bowl Swami has returned home for a reality check! He will continue to follow the results of the WSOP via his internet connections. Perhaps next year will find him visiting the TV cameras at a final table. Now, it is back to bowling and the Annual General Meeting on July 13.

6-30-08 (8:00 AM PDT)

    The Card Swami fought valiantly in his last tourney, but once again the crispy cards wilted when slowly revealed, making his task all the more difficult. He will be slipping into the blue skies this evening and headed home. He left his final table wishing everyone well and told them to play wisely. And remember ye followers, there is always next year, and CS is all ready preparing mentally.

6-29-08 (8:00 AM PDT)

    Some may wonder why the Bowl Swami takes such an interest in poker. Apparently it started when, as a youngster, his mother (she was 88 yesterday) would sit him and his brother and sister down and proceed to play poker. These youngsters were taught to play at an early age. They would each be given pennies to play with. BS's mother is an inveterate gambler raised on the bingo parlors of Pennsylvania. If anone lost a hand and whined or fussed, they would be placed in a corner until they learned to behave with more respect. The Card Swami witnessed numerous incidents in Vegas where players should have been placed in a corner. Indeed, some were given penalties and made to sit out for their displays, if they still had chips left. It would seem they did not have a wise mother to teach them sportsmanship.
    Oh...yes...two more tournaments...two more failures to cash. No whining or fussing...just a hearty "Thanks for the camaraderie...and good luck to ye. And, remember to Keep the Faith!"s

6-28-08 (8:45 AM PDT)

    There are some unusual ways to get ahead when playing poker in Las Vegas. An oriental woman arrived at our table when an unlucky person lost his all in. She placed her chips down, sat comfortably, and proceeded to place an unusual looking card protector (an item used to hold down the two cards dealt) on her pocket cards (the two cards dealt face down). While waiting for other players to make their decision, she brought her arm forward which had a bracelet of large beads. Her card protector proceeded to spin around. Several players blinked in amazement. The beads were highly magnetic, and as each one provided a magnetic field, they caused her appropriately designed card protector to spin. To make a long story short, she ended up selling the bracelet and card protector package at $20.00 each. She was seen later at another poker venue hawking the same wares. As she moved from table to table, she would encounter more customers. She also passed out her business card to everyone for mail orders. If she made enough sales (and most likely did), she ended up playing her tournaments, not only freely, but with a profit before reaching the money. The Card Swami will think about it for next time. Perhaps, a free wheeling Card Swami spinner...hmmm.
    Card protectors abound in various shapes and sizes. One player at a table near CS had one with a coiled snake...as to really protect his cards. Unfortunately, an oriental woman at the table was deathly afraid of snakes (apparently a serious phobia). While others at the table became aware that she had a problem with it, the player with the protector seemed to care less. Indeed, when their table was being broken down (as players are eliminated in a tournament, various tables are vacated to make room for another tournament), he hissed at her and said, "I hope I get the same table as you." She went ballistic, and security had to rush in to restore order. It seemed the player and his card protector needed protection.
    While the Card Swami wishes he could report some joyous news of becoming a tournament champion, that has not been the case. It would seem that the Bad Beats have continued. perhaps tomorrow?

6-27-08 (7:30 AM PDT)

    The Bowl Swami motto, "Keep the Faith," has been widely accepted by his followers. Yet, it has never been fully explained. Whether it's that "ringing" ten pin, the "solid" eight pin, or simply a missed spare, ye must Keep the Faith and your skill will prevail. Luck is a factor that cannot be ruled out when your strikes do not fall, but your opponent's able to topple them all with a ball on the nose or an errant sweeper that taps down the last pin. There is no such thing as "good" luck or "bad" luck in any sport. It is simply a matter of which side the luck falls on. Those who would let their emotions rule their physical being will eventually fall by the wayside, as luck has a way of balancing out. Those who Keep the Faith know that their skill will indeed tip the scale in their direction. This is true with bowling and it is true with poker.
    The Card Swami is Keeping the Faith, realizing that his skill is far superior to most of the opponents. Luck, however, has not slid the scale in his direction this trip. Poker hands can be computed mathematically, and when you enter the arena (the felt) where the cards will fall, you can only hope the outcome will stay true. CS has entered that arena on this trip with a 90% record of being ahead. KK vs AA is not being ahead, but AA vs AK is a tremendous advantage. Yet, I have seen a KK8 flop and, in one situation, three people involved had AA, AA, and KK. The end result found a K on the turn...and goodbye to AA. Last night, CS had AK vs 22, a slight advantage in that case (perhaps 51-49) for the 22. The 22 had raised the pot and CS had a larger chip stack and re-raised to put the opponent all in. His strategy was flawless, as the players were nearing the money. Yet, after a lengthy chip count on his part, he called, correctly inferring that CS had AK. Luck kept the scales balanced in his direction, and CS was eliminated shortly after. What was heard afterward has prompted the Bowl Swami to, once again, offer this to his many followers...Keep the Faith!
    While it is evident to all coaches that team work is essential to wrest a championship from all opponents, it is not always visible in the Poker World. Teams of players travel together to play in the World Series of Poker and other major events throughout the world. Their play can offer a huge advantage when they encounter those on a solitary adventure. If they have the scales upset their mathematical odds, they have team mates who can continue for them. Such was the case for CS's opponent. He quickly shouted out to a team mate that he won the race (the outcome for an all in scenario where the mathematical advantage is very slight). His team, if they take down the large prize, or any amount, will divvy up the prize.
    Earlier, CS had entered the arena by simply calling with a 66 vs QQ. The flop provided a lovely 6, the turn gave CS quads, and the result was that CS sent that player home. He left without a word, a bitter and disgruntled adventurer. CS, on the other hand, wished all of his opponents the best and encouraged them to play well with those coveted chips when he gave them up. While it would have been best to have other players on his team, CS knows that he can prevail alone until others would join him in his quest. Why? He is Keeping the Faith!
    Stay tuned for more developments when CS reports on the lady with the "magnetic" persona, a solitary adventurer playing on a free roll.

6-26-08 (10:30 AM PDT)

    Last year, the Bowl Swami was sucker punched in his WSOP debut (finished 800 out of 3500) when he peeled off his pocket cards and found KK...his all in was met with a nervous smile...but a call...as the opponent had AA. Yesterday's visit to Caesar's...where they are running two day events (trying to mirror the WSOP)...the Card Swami suffered a repeat visit with that experience. It was the noon Mega Stack event. This time, the opponent was in shock that his miracle pockets heard that fateful "all in" call. Same result...good bye! Dragging his lowly spirit behind him, CS wandered off to try some "easier pickings" at Treasure Island. They were indeed easier...but CS was still no luckier, as these wide-eyed innocents would call anything and Poker God (PG) would assist them. It was late, and CS headed back to Caesar's to nourish himself. His wont was to feast, meditate, and get an early bedtime for one more try the next day. However, someone whispered in his ear...and fool that he is...he signed up for a minor event at Caesar's (11:00 PM). Lo and behold...he made it to the final table and cashed in 5th place (4:00 AM). Could it have been PG? Groggy and weary...CS ate an early breakfast and crashed...but his brain was clawing for action, and at 8:30 AM he was busy rustling up coffee and answering Emails. He will once again be looking for a whisper when he plays the noon major at Caesar's. More tomorrow...Keep the Faith!

6-25-08 (4:30 PM PDT)

    The Bowl Swami has a perfect record in predicting the outcome of High School Bowling, but his alter ego, The Card Swami, has apparently run afoul of the Poker Gods. Reading tells is a science of Poker, and the Card Swami has skill in that area. Unfortunately, when he can see that the opponent has an Ace with a small Kicker, it doesn't always work in his favor. That is where the River (the last card dealt on the flop) can turn a winner to a loser. Such has been the plight of BS yesterday and today. In both situations, the players were taking a tremendous chance. However, they had plenty of chips to spare and so it goes. CS will try again later tonight...but first he shall visit the church of the Poker Gods and pay tribute...perhaps, an appeasement may work. Lest ye not understand, whilst the Card Swami can predict the outcome of the hand, many times the Poker God will intervene on behalf of younger player whilst they learn. Such is the sadness the CS must deal (no pun intended) with.

6-24-08

    Well...the Poker Gods were not as generous today, as they were yesterday. The Bowl (now the Card) Swami was all in with a flopped straight...only to find out his opponent held the same hand...on the next hand...sadly...his opponent held the "rockets" AA...and BS was no more. On another note, I forgot to mention that another unfortunate piece of luck fell upon the Bowl Swami when his talent agent called on Monday and said that Clint Eastwood wanted him to read for the part of a lawyer in his upcoming movie Gran Torino, but the Card Swami wouldn't let BS fly back. Also...BS had planned to play in the World Series of Poker's Senior Event, but while all of their tournaments usually have a stack of 3,000 starting chips, the Senior Event was posted for only 2,000 and thus it was passed on. However, while in competition today, another player said he was in the event and they gave everyone 3,000 starting chips...grrrrr...the Bad Beats continue.
    Please note that the Bowl Swami will be back in Michigan on Tuesday, June 30. He will be checking emails daily and respond to all. If ye need to speak to him personally on any matter, please call his cell: 313-407-6225. He will not, however, be able to respond when in competition at a poker table. Poker has many rules that are similar to bowling, and their referees have been issuing penalties when players utter an obscenity or display vulgar or improper behavior. Anyone on a cell phone has their cards tossed into the muck...and a warning issued. Stricter penalties are given if they continue to abuse that rule. More tomorrow...and hopefully...the Poker Gods will look down kindly at me!

6-23-08

    Upon completion of the Michigan All Star Tournament on Sunday, June 22nd, the Bowl Swami raced home to gather his wits (and other things) for his annual sojourn to Vegas where poker is front and center during the World Series of Poker. Ye shall be apprised of his success or failure (due to bad beats) as the days progress. He played two tournaments today. In the first, BS was chopped down by a challenger although going in with the best hand. The river turned against BS and he left out of the money...but headed right back in line for the next tourney. This time, BS was more successful (cashing in 37th place - out of 505) but was once again rivered by a foolish all in (A-6) while BS stood with 99. More of this tomorrow...if ye wish to read! Those who wish to contact the Bowl Swami need only email and he will respond within 24 hours...if not nodding off at a poker table.

2-26-08

    Well, this is what ye have been waiting all season for...The Big Dance! It is fast approaching in three different locations. With a bevy of teams qualifying from six different locations (not always with the same conditions), in each Division, it will take a mighty force to unveil the ultimate Champions for 2008. It goes without saying that the Magnificently Perspicacious Prognosticator of all times, The Bowl Swami, is up to the task. His record is unblemished, having never been beaten yet! There may have been those who were able to hack into his mighty Crystallized G-force Turbo Tech Bowling Ball and change the listing so that incorrect predictions appeared, but his fantabulous crew of experts are working furiously to install a new virus control mechanism to foil those who would dare to challenge!
    But if ye must dare...then hear this: The Champion of all who challenge will receive a most commendable Bowl Swami Shirt to cherish and wear till tattered. Simply Email The Bowl Swami or FAX (313-885-1713) after filling out:

The State Finals Foolish Challenger Form (Workable Excel File CLICK SAVE to be Emailed)

The State Finals Foolish Challenger Form (Foolishly Un-Workable Adobe Reader File to be Faxed)

NOTE: Last week’s winner of The Shadow’s Challenge (remember, he is still in Training and was beatable) was Coach Snyder of Davison. He will be invited to accept his award at the MHSIBCA Annual Awards Banquet.

2-15-08

    Well, here it is...after a backlog of catching up to with the down time! The Bowl Swami gathered his trusty G-Force Crystallized BB to compile a whiz-bang set of predictions. Ye can still challenge his predictions (ye have until midnight tonight), but ye should not dare! If ye be so foolish, simply Email The Bowl Swami. So, now view Bowl Swami's Weekend #11 Predictions!

2-14-08

    A HEARTy welcome back and Happy Valentines Day! It certainly is nice to be among such HEARTfelt friends again! Hopefully, the new Web Host will not disHEARTen us, but keep us on an even keel throughout the rest of this season. This weekend's challenge, which I so HEARTily recommend, is only one tournament but has four divisions. It is the Michigan Junior Varsity Championship (Team Portion) which will certainly be a HEART-stopper! Last weekend, The Bowl Swami bounced back with 80% for Match Play and 50% for the HEART-pounding Final Four. If ye HEART be up to it, ye can challenge and join the ranks of those who wear the fabulous Bowl Swami Pin close to their HEART. Last week's challengers, Nick Vandrunen of Rockford, Coach Snyder of Davison and Jason Schmitt of Macomb Daily Sports, are now proud owners of the pin that says, "I love BS" (Bowl Swami). All challengers should send their picks of the Top 8 for Match Play and Final Four to The Bowl Swami. BS will have his predictions posted by NOON tomorrow, but ye have until MIDNIGHT to challenge!

2-8-08

    And here be the moment all tourney bound athletes have been waiting for: Bowl Swami's Weekend #10 Predictions. Only a few risk-takers have dared to try and challenge BS this weekend, but ye still have time. If ye wish to take him on in any area, just Email: The Bowl Swami, and he will pride you with the fabulous Bowl Swami Pin.

2-6-08

    Are ye up to another challenge? The Bowl Swami is once again offering to best all for this Weekend's Challenge. For those who have not won a fabulous Bowl Swami Pin, it's a great chance to join the elite. This weekend should prove more favorable for Swami, and he looks to trounce all comers, as there are two tournaments (Hudsonville Invitational and Bowl Swami's Heartbreaker Baker) which BS has finely tuned in his radar! Those who would be so foolish as to accept the challenge can find a list of teams in Bowl Swami's 2nd Weekend Challenge. Just Email your choices, oh foolhardy ones, to The Bowl Swami. All entries must be received no later than midnight on Friday, February 8. The Bowl Swami will post his at noon on that same day.

2-1-08

    For those who have awaited...the All Knowing...All Seeing...Wonder of Prognosticators...The Bowl Swami...has made his selections. Just cast ye eyes upon this: Bowl Swami's Weekend #9 Predictions. After ye have viewed the Swami's selections, know this: Tomorrow begins the Annual tradition of Groundhog Day Predictions. If ye not know about this...simply peruse last year's wintry blast from The Shadow: 2007 Groundhog Predictions.

1-30-08

    It would seem the Bowl Swami's crystallized bowling ball surfaced up a cloudy collection of teams last weekend, as his predictions fell to 72% for Match Play and a dismal 44% for Final Four. Since there were those who may have felt they could better handle the predictions, The Bowl Swami has offered up a challenge to anyone who might think they could fare better. This weekend there is only one MHSIBCA Approved Tournament, the Troy Tri County. Merely pick 10 Teams to make Match Play and 4 Teams to make the Final Four. Ye must pick both Boys and Girls. Anyone who betters The Bowl Swami will receive a most illustrious award. Send ye picks, along with identification of self, to The Bowl Swami Challenge. All who would challenge must have sent their list by Midnight on Friday. The Bowl Swami will publish his list no later than noon on Friday.

1-26-08

    Bowl Swami's Weekend Predictions had to be corrected, as he did a hastey/pastey operation and forgot to change two names. The corrected version (Bowl Swami's Weekend #8 Predictions) is now in place. For those who are keeping score, the Bowl Swami Weekend #7 Predictions were 85% correct for Match Play and 53% for Final Four last weekend. Let's see how he will do this weekend! And for those who are  Swami Wannabees here's a challenge: Next weekend, send me your Predictions no later than 4:00 PM on Friday, February 1st, and The Bowl Swami will accept the challenge to beat all comers!!

1-25-08

    The Weekend Predictions are upon us! Are ye prepared? Remember, this be not for the faint-hearted! This weekend has two tournaments, the Grand Rapids Union Redhawk Invitational and the Ladywood Junior Varsity Tournament. Just gaze upon Bowl Swami's Weekend #8 Predictions and know that ye could not predict better!

1-18-08

    The weekend is upon us, and The Bowl Swami has responded to requests for more predictions. This Saturday, the Macomb, Oakland, and Wayne County Championships are up for grabs. The Bowl Swami will visit the Macomb version. On Sunday, the Bowl Swami's Battle of the Baker at Nottke's in Battle Creek again appears. BS will try to make it out that way...but may not be able to leave the computer. Anyway, here are this weekend's predictions: Bowl Swami's Weekend #7 Predictions.

1-17-08

    Several Coaches have requested some predictions for Invitational Tournaments...AND SO SHALL IT BE! This is a heavy weekend with 3 County Championships and the Bowl Swami's Battle of the Baker. Since the Bowl Swami does not have a complete listing of all schools participating in some of these tourneys, he would need some assistance to properly predict. Coaches who believe their teams may put on a good showing, should Email The Bowl Swami ASAP!!

1-14-08

    I'm back! There are about 20 Emails, 15 Phone Calls, and 15 pieces of Snail Mail to filter through before I will be caught up! Had a great time, but now...back to piecing together the web site and other aspects of life. Somehow, I got myself into a theatrical production that is part of the February Black History Month celebration and I have lines to memorize and rehearsals to attend. Life can get so busy when you are retired! I also received an invite to apply for a State Directorship in the Poker Players Alliance. I may have to forego that one.
    Hang in as you await my answers and updates...it'll get done!

1-12-08

    Today (Saturday) will be the last updating until Monday, as tomorrow The Bowl Swami will be standing in those long airport lines once again. Our arrival at home will be just a little late for clunking away at a computer. After catching up with the snail mail, etc., BS will smooth out www.mhsibca.com on Monday. Also, BS will answer any/all Emails and phone calls that may have come in or were missed since the Mexican pleasure trip.
    A reminder to all coaches who have reserved Team and Singles Spots in the Michigan Junior Varsity Championship - payments for same are due on January 15. So, you may need to contact BS if your payment will be late. There are some schools that are waiting for openings in the Singles.

1-11-08

    Well, I updated twice yesterday, but each time it was a struggle getting this antique laptop to crunch the numbers. Of course, the frustration was relieved by visiting the pool and engaging in "Happy Hour" refreshments! The wife and friends are turning all shades of browns while BS continues to lurk in the shadows sipping a pina colada or some such.
    The crowd jumped on a tired bus yesterday to visit the infamous "5th Avenue" of Playa Del Carmen. The 45-50 minute ride was continuously interrupted by Mexican speed bumps that the decrepit bus crawled over. Those who questioned the need for the bumps had their answer when the return to our palatial establishment was in "Kamikaze" cabs that took only 15-20 minutes and seemed to fly over the bumps.
    Fifth Avenue appears to stretch for over a mile or two of a gazillion T-Shirt Shops and Jewelry Outlets. Each restaurant has numerous sales people outside hawking free drinks to lure in patrons. Once seated in a restaurant, you are continuously bombarded by a parade of musical troubadours. It's amazing to see how deftly they can play their instruments while keeping one hand extended for pesos. The sea of bodies along this Avenue are mostly sea happy cruisers. Indeed, the cruise ships are the reason for the length of the Avenue, as it once was merely a block or two long.
    I am visiting the Cyber 'Cafe early today to update, so only one score to post, Kim Rawski (Head Coach of Macomb L'Anse Creuse North) reported her daughter Sarah rolled 277-231 for 508. I'm sure more will be awaiting via Email. They'll be added either later today...or Mañana!

1-10-08

    Yesterday, it took nearly an hour to get online for the update. It was worrisome, because I nearly missed the cocktail hour. However, all was well and the crowd ventured forth to a fine dining spot where the food was worthy of a king...all prayed that the king wasn't Montezuma. We've only played one game of Rummy 13, and the Bowl Swami finished 2nd. There are rumors a Poker Tournament may be held...we'll see. Otherwise, BS is on a poker hiatus. Some more Top Scores have been added and a few Emails answered. Once again, if time permits, another update will be made...otherwise...cya tomorrow.

1-09-08

    Well, it wasn't the margaritas that stopped my coming back yesterday. It might have been Montezuma's Revenge...but we're not sure. Anyway, the St. Louis Baker Tournament results are now in, along with some more conference updates. They did have a cocktail lesson that slowed me down a bit today...but the update is in!

1-08-08

    The Bowl Swami, after numerous long "customs" lines, has finally invaded Playa Del Carmen (not far from Cancun, Mexico). The sun is glowing, the margaritas are flowing, and BS has enjoyed both. They have a Cyber Cafe (700 Pesos per hour) with a fine connection, so I shall be able to communicate from time to time...barring an overflow of margaritas.
    Some updates made today: The Ladywood Holiday Tournament, added Top Scores, and some updated Conference Standings. If you haven't looked at the Special High School Coaching Program available, check www.mybowlingcoach.com. Those wishing to view the Special Offer to Michigan from that site should email The Bowl Swami.
    If time permits, there will be another update later today...otherwise...see ya tomorrow!

1-01-08

    The Bowl Swami has put together some New Year's Resolutions for coaches. Think you can handle them? Just click on the following: Bowl Swami's 2008 New Year's Resolutions.

12-31-07

    The Bowl Swami has scoured the oil covered maple and uncovered a bevy of teams who could predictably make the State Finals this season. Individual athletes are aplenty...but they will have to wait until...well you can read for yourself. If ye wish to view his unveiling...just click on the following: Bowl Swami's New Years Predictions!

12-28-07

    The Bowl Swami will be pre-empting the January Rankings by making his New Year predictions of Teams and Athletes to watch out for on New Year's Eve (12-31-07). Coaches who believe their teams or athletes are predictable, should Email the Bowl Swami with some info.

12-24-07

    The Bowl Swami sent out a Christmas Card to all for whom he had working Email addresses. However, he used a different address (btnstuff@aol.com) and some Email services refused to accept that address. Those who did not receive the card may view it by clicking: Bowl Swami Christmas Card.

11-22-07

    The Bowl Swami asks: "Why can't we all just get along?" Remember reading about the Thanksgiving in America that had the Pilgrims and Indians at a feast together? Well, wouldn't it be nice if all natural enemies could celebrate, at least one day, in the same manner? Just click here and see: Thanksgiving Togetherness!

11-13-07

    The Bowl Swami and his wife had a fine time in Vegas...what happened there, ye ask? Hey, what happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas!

11-06-07

    Looks like the Bowl Swami will be gone for a few days. Along with his faithful wife, Jane, B. S. will be visiting Las Vegas to celebrate a momentous birthday (what year, ye ask?...not a chance that it will be whispered...although the Shadow knows!). He will be back on Tuesday of next week. Wish him luck, as he visits Caesar's Palace to play in some gritty poker tournaments.

10-31-07

    Happy Halloween, all you Hob-Goblins! Our mailings to Athletic Directors may be slightly delayed, as some material has not been gathered. It will, however, be out by next week!
    The Bowl Swami has talked with Etonic Shoes about a special discount program for our Member Coaches. We had dealt with Dexter Shoes in the past, but they offered a very poor program last year that caused more headaches than fancy foot pleasure. Be on the lookout for an Etonic High School Bowling Shoe Order Form soon! Only coaches who are members will be allowed access to the program.

10-26-07

    Have been busy the past few days under the maple-ized woodworks gathering some "Shadowy" information on the upcoming season. You will see the dark shapes develop when the Bowl Swami posts his pre-season predictions of teams to watch for the upcoming season. Some who have all ready made his list are: Division I - Watch out for the White Lake Lakeland Boys...many returning seniors are hungry to attend the Big Dance and the Traverse City Central Girls just may be there to dance with them; Division II - The Pinconning Boys have six seniors coming back while the Bangor John Glenn Girls always dance their way to the finals; Division III - New Haven will look for the RE-PEET while Jackson Vandercook Lake Girls, downed by Wyoming Kellogsville last year, have revenge as a strong determining factor.

10-23-07

    Was busy shooting a commercial for Health Alliance Plan of Michigan yesterday, so couldn't update until today...let me know if you see it. Nine more coaches have renewed their membership...have you? Another MHSAA Rules Meeting was held last night in Utica (couldn't attend for reasons previously mentioned)...have you attended one, yet?

B.S.

10-19-07

    Not much is happening on the lanes with high school bowling, but there are many who are preparing for the upcoming season. Meetings are being held and Coordinators are putting schedules together. Smart coaches are reserving spots in Invitational Tournaments and brushing up on the latest coaching techniques.
    While the Bowl Swami waits for things to buzz up, he has been busy preparing materials for running a No Limit Texas Hold 'em Tournament within his household confines. Thirteen of his theatre friends bought into a charity event which includes food, beverages, and the tournament. It takes place tonight.
    B.S. has also continued to attend commercial auditions in the area, and while having finished a print job for HAP a few month ago, he may also be shooting a commercial for them next week. More updates as time permits.

The Bowl Swami

10-16-07

    The Bowl Swami will be looking throughout the State to find teams and individuals who claim to have the expertise to somehow tumble toward the State Finals this season. Coaches who believe they have quality teams or individuals, should email the Bowl Swami with such info.

The Bowl Swami

10-15-07

    Vacation over! Due to very frail connections at our vacation site, the Bowl Swami could only make on update, and even Emails were difficult to send. All is well now.
    Having gained another 5 pounds or so and taking money from my friends (at Rummy 13), the Bowl Swami is ready to tackle some bowling problems. Send them on!
    Coaches who have not reserved spots in the tournaments listed may find themselves locked out, as they will fill fast. Hop to it!

The Bowl Swami

10-10-07

    Well, the Bowl Swami is in Branson, Missouri with limited internet connections. While Branson is the third ranked tourist spot in the U.S., they have yet to catch up with the modern world at our Time Share, the Palace View. Their smidgen of a wireless at their Country Club wavers and flickers out frequently. I will be lucky if I am able to update the web site at all. If y'all are reading this, then I guess I was lucky!
    We, our traveling companions from the Panama cruise, and the Bowl Swami's wife, motored across a few states. Starting on Friday, October 5, we Interstated to a dilapidated Travelodge which had no connections available. We then proceeded the next day to Branson and its multitude of country/western entertainment now and then spliced with cruise ship style musical reviews. Our days, thus far, have been filled with relaxation and hour-long discussions on what to have for lunch. Our evenings have inspired us to take in one musical review, visit a Titanic replica, and Ride with the Ducks...that's a trip on a World War II amphibious vehicle. The driver, name of Pappy, filled us in on the local area and its growth over the past few years. We play rummy each night, and the Bowl Swami has, once again, led the group in number of wins.
    Tomorrow, we will take in a show of the Twelve Tenors. B.S. will let you know if it was worth it. More info will be posted, if anyone sends some juicy tidbits. Otherwise, B.S. has answered Emails to those who have requested.

The Bowl Swami

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